Sunday, 27 January 2013

A Few Words on... Villagers - {Awayland}


After hearing so many good things regarding their live shows and getting Becoming a Jackal in at, a then, cheap deal, Villagers have never really done it for me. Sure, Connor O'Brien's lyrics have a darkness that doesn't sound cliché and tiresome, but the Becoming a Jackal had the unfortunate circumstance of arriving a bit too late, a few tracks unmemorable and ultimately, the record had been done better years before, but soon after with adulation with Bon Iver's second album (which is surprising, since I found both For Emma, Forever and Bon Iver far, far worse).

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Green Day - ¡Uno!, ¡Dos! & ¡Tré! Review



One of the least surprising and least interesting stories of last year was Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong doing a very typical rock and roll thing. After channelling faux rage for being cutshort on a televised show, his publicist’s blamed numerous niggling issues and off to rehab he went. 

Unsurprisingly; this all took place during the release of Green Day’s album trilogy and perhaps most unsurprising of all; no one mentioned that the events which manifested into said breakdown; might explain just why mind-bogglingly average the three records are. 

Originally; I was going to review each album but this proved to be problematic for the simple reason of…I only listened to ¡Uno! just days before ¡Dos! was due for release and it became apparent that all three records could be covered in one review. 

That and I’m lazy, but anyway.

Monday, 31 December 2012

Album Ratings for 2012

A Happy New Year...'s eve! As the final post of 2012; here's my rundown of every album/EP/B-side compilation I had the pleasure/displeasure of listening to throughout 2012. Some have already been reviewed (which have a hyperlink), but the vast majority will likely never be completed.

So yeah, have an awesome start to 2013 and see you soon!

Sunday, 23 December 2012

Resident Evil 6 Review



We’re stuck in a cabin, somewhere in Eastern Europe; a blizzard causes the wooden shack to creek and ache. The fireplace roars and offers momentary comfort from the constant reminder of isolation. A bookcase blocks the only door with a few cabinets and one of the two tables blocking the ridiculous amount of windows for such a small confinement.

She’s telling me something about the G-Virus and again, how I’m their only hope. I’m struggling to take everything in. We’ve barely survived a gun battle back in the city, where thirty foot giants rampaged through a small district and killed, five, maybe six men

Then to top it all off, the big guy, yes, that big guy, has chased us for the past day, going as far to hitch a ride and, subsequently crash several planes, killing anyone stupid or slow enough to stand in his way.

But still, the momentary pause is needed; it’s the first time in hours we’ve been able to take a breather, although deep down, we know it can’t last.

And it doesn’t.

Monday, 17 December 2012

Assassin's Creed 3 Review



Something has been wrong with Assassin’s Creed for too long. I couldn’t quite put my finger on what, but it was definitely something. It certainly wasn’t what plagued the first game; a glorified tech demo with linear mission structures paired with a somewhat interesting story.

It certainly wasn’t its sequel which improved on virtually everything in the original, replacing linearity with spontaneity, creating a protagonist players would want to see grow and develop.

You could say it’s partially down to Brotherhood; ACII’s sequel entering the fray a year later, beginning a trend of perhaps milking the franchise a bit too much. Sure, it added a leadership mechanic, a chance to watch Ezio develop a guild of Assassin’s to liberate Renaissance Rome and continuing on from the cliffhanger ending from the previous game.

No, Brotherhood did indeed add a certain component that not only stuck with Revelations; ACII’s second sequel which not only completed Ezio’s story, but added a completely unnecessary multiplayer mode, but also appeared in the recently released Assassin’s Creed III.

Saturday, 13 October 2012

A Few Words on... Two Door Cinema Club - Beacon



There's something undeniably catchy regarding Two Door Cinema Club's follow-up to the popular and surprisingly good debut. While never branching out in a new radical direction and keeping it relatively safe.

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Muse - The 2nd Law Review



It’s been a strange time to be a Muse fan. The Resistance, for lack of better terms, was too cheesy, its supporting tour lacked surprises and the spontaneity that made their live shows the best in the world and the period went on for a dog’s age.

Needless to say, I’ve been down-trodden by the prospect of The 2nd Law. Survival was initially a slap in the face and a slightly rockier version of Neutron Star Collision that wasn’t what the band needed and the constant quotes of a radical change could either be dismissed as banter (as the band have said this for every album since Origin of Symmetry) or fore-warning for the horrors unfolding.

So, it’s here, it’s certainly different but different doesn’t necessarily mean good.